Dog Jokes from Jimboy for the Animal Lover in Your Life

If there’s two things Jimboy loves, it’s dogs and corny jokes, and at camp he gets to show off both!

We start every day off with Breakfast Club, where he shares a quick thought on 4-Fold Growth, and then the main show, a really terrible joke. And who’s always by his feet while he’s speaking? His loyal pups of course! MeMe and Murray are camp favorites, but they would do anything for Jimboy (and we think the feeling is mutual!).

So it was only natural that when we asked JB for his favorite jokes right now, they all went in the canine direction. They made us smile, so today we’re sharing them with you!

Do you know a dog joke that’s not listed here? Comment it below so Jimboy can add it to his collection!

• A German shepherd walks into a bar and says “Hey, I’m a talking dog. I know other dogs do tricks, But you ever hear one talk? How about a drink for a dog Who’s articulate and erudite?” And the bartender said, “Sure, the toilet’s there, first door on the right.
• Why do dogs like conjunctions? They just love buts.
• What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!
• Two men are talking about animals. One says to the other, “I know of a dog worth $10,000.” “Really?” replies the other. “Who would have thought a dog could save so much.”
• What kind of dog did Dracula have? A bloodhound.
• Why are dogs like phones? Because they have collar IDs!
• What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver!
• What did one flea say to the other? Should we walk or take a dog?
• Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs? Because you might step in a poodle!
• Which dog breed chases anything that’s red? A bull dog!
• What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
• What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator? A friend you can count on.